Oh Settings, Where Art Thou

The removal of the headphone jack was a failure. We all know it. There is no one in the world who says “I’m so glad we got rid of the headphone jack so this phone could be .1mm thinner.” There are a lot of people who say, “I don’t want to spend $100+ on headphones that will be unrepairable in a few years,” or “I can’t charge my phone and listen to music at the same time.” Apologists say, “just buy a $x adapter, you can leave it in all the time,” but I’d rather not pay extra money to make a new phone have the basic functionality that my previous phone had.

To the same note: It’s been 7 years since Windows 8 released. We’re still dealing with the UI decisions and the fragmentation it caused in the Windows user experience. We know it was bad, and we continue to suffer with it.

Rewind to 2012. Exciting things are happening. Computers are getting touch screens, we’re looking at Intel processors in phones. It’s seriously looking like there might be a complete convergence of technologies—a momentary dream: run the same software across all ecosystems. Oh how naive we were.

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Self Destructing Wolves (My Favorite Bug Ever)

I said I’d talk about the most difficult bug I’ve ever encountered, but I want to talk about my favorite bug instead. The most difficult issues I’ve faced in programming have been working with bad legacy code, but those stories are just me bashing my head against the keyboard because someone used !important on every other line of a stylesheet.

Instead I want to talk about my favorite bug ever, which took about 30 seconds to fix, but which I’m still thinking about five years later. Here’s the story of the self destructing wolves.

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