Support: ACME Computers how may I help you?
Me: Hi I’m calling about an order I placed last week. It hasn’t been shipped and I’ve gotten radio silence from customer support over email.
Support: What’s the order number?
Me: [Order Number]
Support: [Order Number]???
Me: …Yes?
Support: Okay please hold.
[Long annoying vibro-synth hold music break later]
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